If people see me in person, they will probably think I'm a Bob. It's Nigel, which is pretty sophisticated in my opinion. I am turning 17 this year, which means I am fast on my way to wrinkles and elasticity-challenged skin. I am going to be walking down the red carpet in ten years time, so fuck those who have doubted me. I aspire to be like Lily Allen, because I think she is the coolest person in the world. Okay, this is getting so draggy. Find out about me on my posts.
I want to be rich and I want lots of money I don't care about clever I don't care about funny I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds I heard people die while they are trying to find them
And I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless Cause everyone knows that's how you get famous I'll look at The Sun and I'll look in The Mirror I'm on the right track yeah I'm onto a winner
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore When do you think it will all become clear? Cause I'm being taken over by The Fear
Life's about film stars and less about mothers It's all about fast cars and cussing each other But it doesn't matter cause I'm packing plastic And that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic
And I am a weapon of massive consumption And it's not my fault it's how I'm programmed to function I'll look at The Sun and I'll look in The Mirror I'm on the right track yeah we're onto a winner
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore When do you think it will all become clear? Cause I'm being taken over by the fear
Forget about guns and forget ammunition Cause I'm killing them all on my own little mission Now I'm not a saint but I'm not a sinner Now everything's cool as long as I'm getting thinner
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore When do you think it will all become clear? Cause I'm being taken over by the fear
