Today, my blocked nose have worsened, even after inhaling from my newly bought inhaler. The minty freshness is too overwhelming, and it hurts! I also have an ulcer in my mouth, and I think I bit my tongue, cos it hurts really badly now. Anyway, I have watched till episode 3 of Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae. Gonna watch episode 4 later. Ai is so cool! Anyway, I have learnt these things so far:
1) When teachers confiscate your iPod and says that they are going to throw it away, it isn't true at all. And if they happen to record down students' wrong-doings on a tiny handbook, they are merely scribbling stick figures. So, don't send them to hell, cos they are innocent, unless they show forms of sexual harassment. Cos if you do send them to hell, you are going to feel very guilty, and you will transfer schools, and the guilt is gonna follow till the day you die, so that would be a very unhappy thing. So, don't kill teachers, cos those that we hate are usually single, and they just want some love!
2) If you fall in love with an older woman, probably twice your age, try to curb your emotions. Cos, her husband, who probably suffers from high levels of paranoia, is gonna think that his wife is a raging pedophile, and is going to tie her to a rope and torture her, not sexually though. You are going to feel guilty about her wounds, and you will probably send her husband to hell. Also, do not try to do her justice. If you hold her hand, her hormonally berserk husband is going to hurt you, badly, and then you are going to send him to hell. She will then have no where else to go, and she will go missing. So, just stick to girls/boys your age. It is a lot more normal, and you will probably be lucky enough to have your funeral first.
3) Do not bully, especially when a person took kinky photos of you. That is because, when you become famous and popular, you are going to be in deep shit. You can apologize to her, but she is still going to hate you, and nothing in the world is going to shut her up unless you quit showbiz, and give her money. Sad, but it is really your fault, so no one can bloody save you, cos it IS your fault. And then, when you are singing at your concert, she is going to send you to hell. In the end, you are going to sing to a bunch of dead corpses, while she lives life with a huge sum of money your agency gave her so she would shut up. So, be bullied, cos you are gonna have lots of money, and your bully would die. Get bullied!
So, this is what I have learned. Anyway, I've been listening to Taylor Swift's 'Love Story'. There is this part where she says, "We were both young when I first saw you", and "He pulls out a ring and said "Marry me Juliet"...". Just hold up. You are an 18 year old pop singer. How much younger can you get? No one gets married at 10 years old. That is stupid.
Okay, I'm gonna do something now, and I have no idea what that something is. Oh well.
