Hello, before I continue doing my Biology TYS, I am here to continue ranting on and on about my hair dye issues, and old, prehistoric parents.
Okay, I am going to dye my hair no matter what. The more I think about it, the more I wanna have another hair color. Ain't it a lot nicer than plain old coal black? Okay, old prehistoric humans would probably go, "Of course not, black is the trendy hair color today!" Uh-huh, thought so. I mean, how bad can hair dyes spoil our hair? Come on, it is not like there is plutonium in it to make you go bald or something. And it is just BROWN! Not red, not green, not blue, not yellow, not pink, not purple, not orange, not white, just plain brown! And it is not like I am going to dye it so much I become a dumb blonde or something. Moreover, it is just dark brown. Yes, emphasis on the DARK! What is with the generation gap nowadays? It is 2008, not 2008 B.C.. There are cars now, no carriages. And hair dyes have been invented! It makes people who think black is boring happy! Sheesh. Can't I be happy? It is not like I am asking if I can have a tattoo. Can't a person try to look nice? I so do not look nice in black hair, seriously. And, you know what? When my black hair shines in the light, you think I have white hair! And you pluck like strands of black hair. If people look like gangsters in brown hair, what do Americans and Britons make? And Blondes look like they poured gold paint on their hair!
Seriously, this is why parents and their children don't get along! Youths are just trying to keep up with the trends, and it makes them happy, but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, parents think that happiness is not cut out for them, and wants us to live boring miserable lives, with BLACK HAIR! It is hard enough to survive a teenage life and you still have dragons at home breathing down your neck, with BLACK HAIR! Parents are supposed to provide support in their children's lives, but do I hear a "Go ahead, dye your hair"? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
