Salutations Earth people!
So maybe I didn't wait for June to post, but I wanna post about something I just can't stop thinking about.
Title:
KAOPEH PEOPLE!This post will be about the kaopeh people who has been kaopehing with their kaopehing mouths for the past week. These kaopeh people consist of the following people:
Chee Bye Chee Eng
Fucking Rocco
Not-gonna-wear-number-one Lian Zhi
If you all think it is very evil of me to criticize these people in my blog, you can leave. I'm just releasing my explosive feelings in a healthy way. Who gives a damn if they get hurt? No one told them to be like that, they decided to be kaopeh on their own will.
Lets start with Chee Eng. Actually he has been on my nerves since last year. What the fuck is with your fucking rules of NPCC? No handphones, no PSP, no electronic devices. Come on, I saw people from NS in NDP who took out their PSP to play like nobodies' business. And if I remembered he takes out his handphone frequently during training. Who was the one who said we had to set a good example for our juniors? Why should we NCOs set a good example for them when even a CI can't? Please do not tell me to 'Use your brains before doing anything.' when you don't know how to either. So what if you are a CI? That doesn't mean you can abuse your power. Tell us to have a sense of urgency, what about you? You took such a long time to give the command to march past. It is either you have no idea how to, or you want us to suffer, or simply you have no sense of urgency. FYI, having your name on our NCO Tee is an honour for you. Unfortunately, we are changing the shirt. And yes, some of us prefer having Shareen on our shirt than you, and that includes me. Till today, many are still puzzled why Mdm LiTing chose you. Its like putting a flower on a piece of cow dung. Just what is the thing that makes people actually like you? Cuz I really don't see any good point in you. You are a guy and you are noisier than a girl. Moreover, you 'love' us so much you always hold us back for 15 more minutes to let us hear your bullshit which is completely crap. Sometimes, you should just shut the fuck up.
Next, Rocco. This I like to talk about. Firstly, your position in in the squad is not relatively high, at least not as high as Serene or Brian. In fact, I have a higher role than you. I can sign things out of the NP room, and you only take charge in the sec 1s, or was it 2s? Whatever. You know what really pisses me off? The fact that oyu think oyu are so big you can scold and shout at people on your own will. ''You jolly well not talk in the squad'', ''GOH like shit lidat''. Fuck you man(actually no). Even Seren did not scold us like that, who gave you the fucking right to scold us? FYI, I'm not the only one who thinks so. Joelyn and i think you should shut up. And don't tell me to improve my drills when you did not do a good job at it either. You define kaopeh. And please do not touch me and act gay around me. It sickens me. You are lucky I did not blew chunks on your uniform. Fine so other people like Ernest do 'molest' me sometimes, but at least it is fun(as in we fool around and know our limits and laugh.). When you get all 'ugh' on me, I feel pissed, fucking pissed. Seriously, know your limits, bastard.
Lastly, Lian Zhi. Not much to talk about, since I hjave said enough in school. Shut the fuck up, don't think you are so smart, and stop your drama act. Your timing sucks like shit, though I know I don't shout well. And flirt only if you have the looks to boot. I already know my
tiao jian sucks already, but you make me lucky that I'm not one of those hideous people like you. Hees. You are not wearing number 1! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
But in the colour party please do not throw our face.
So the moral of this post is : Learn to shut up when needed.
